Follow these 10 easy steps to find your true love at a gay bar!—
Items you will need:
Weave made out of pigeon parts
Bag of beef jerky
Step 1 Go to a gay bar.
Step 2 Make sure you gasp loudly at the first guy you see when you walk in and then leave right away.
Step 3 Wait 30 minutes in your car, eat the beef jerky and then come back in.
Step 4 Find the same guy you gasped at. At this point, he is now in love with you.
Step 5 Go to the bathroom and place the pigeon weave on. This will seal the deal with your fella.
Step 6 Fill your pockets with bathroom trash.
Step 7 Find a crevice or hidden area of the bar and lay down.
Step 8 Cover your face with the trash revealing only your eyes.
Step 9 Lie perfectly still staring at everyone walking by.
Step 10 Psst your fella over to you. He will be so flattered by you, that he will ❤ you forever!
Congratulations! You found true love at a gay bar!!!