Man pulls lip overhead

Local Man Pulls Lip Above Forehead to Have Equal Footing In Arguments With Spouse

Peoria, AZ — Rob Fernandez, a local internet engineer, is sick of losing arguments to his wife. “There was only thing I could do, and that was to walk the walk,” interpeted a local upper-lip-forhead translator. Mr. Fernandez spent 43 hours in labor of pulling his bottom lip over his forehead. During the ordeal, Mrs. Fernandez was taking care of the children, washing the dishes, sending out happy birthday cards to Tom’s mother, vacuuming, picking up a present for Tom’s friend’s birthday, and getting done in time to watch the season finale of Real Housewives of Orange County.

Now, Mr. Fernandez is confident he cannot lose in an argument with his wife. When asked if he would do it again, Robert said, “Mmm mm mmm.” Mrs. Fernandez could not comment as she was busy taking care of every chore around the house.

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