LEAKED: Kim & Kanye’s Wedding Registry

With Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding only months away, their guests have begun purchasing wedding gifts for the couple. Despite wanting to keep their wedding registry hidden from the general public, it was leaked onto the internet today. So what does the couple who seemingly has everything want for their upcoming nuptials? Check out their list below. Kimye’s Wedding Registry:

  • Matching his & her leather pajamas
  • Ryan Gosling
  • The 2016 Presidency
  • 1 Trillion Instagram Followers
  • Space
  • Lindsay Lohan’s freckled tears
  • Ray J’s d*ck in a box
  • Bound 3
  • Dat Ass
  • The resurrection of their dead cat, Mercy
  • A cure for psoriasis
  • The perfect #Selfie
  • Every bunny rabbit on the planet made into matching his & her fur coats
  • The Notebook from “The Notebook.”
  • The “Do It Yourself Divorce” guidebook
  • Kris Jenner’s deportation
  • Bruce Jenner’s Adam’s apple
  • Beyonce


“Our precious.” -Kim & Kanye


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