March Descent Into Madness

It’s that time of year again! As you may very well remember, March is the time to enter Grown Up Recess’ annual March Descent Into Madness, a competition to determine this year’s most celebrated insane act. Which crazy behavior will take home the ultimate prize on April 7? Only time will tell. Without any further adieu, here are our selections for the 2014 March Descent Into Madness. Get your brackets ready! (Click on bracket for larger image)

A dip into madness, set only in March.

March Descent Into Madness Bracket

Competing for a prized spot in this tournament are:

  • Constantly setting fires
  • Laughing maniacally into cracked mirrors
  • Aggressive nudity
  • Wearing capes
  • Stealing dogs
  • 9/11 conspiracy theories seem plausible
  • Applying BenGay just to feel again
  • Delusions of Grand Funk Railroad
  • Paranoia that Harrison Ford will steal your shoes
  • Paranoia that Harrison Ford won’t steal your shoes
  • Sleep fighting
  • Watering plants with your own tears
  • Watering plants with the tears of others
  • Genuine enthusiasm for any networking event
  • Cry-singing
  • Belief that you can control bats
  • Aggressive dog petting
  • Sudden belief you are in space
  • Sexual feelings toward mustard
  • Visions of Tom Selleck without his mustache
  • Hallucinations of animals telling you about safety
  • Won’t put knife down
  • Everything is tentacles now?
  • Revenge pooping
  • Collecting dollheads so Oprah will live forever
  • Wearing, like, way too many vests
  • Writing ransom letters as a fun hobby
  • Reckless attitude toward cardigans
  • Confusing numbers with ways to kill
  • Believing in yourself
  • Wearing a candy necklace to warn other candy
  • Amateur dentistry
  • Knowing the true meaning of Christmas
  • Considering car wrecks turn-ons
  • Belief that Air Bud is a documentary
  • Littering
  • Constantly picturing everyone you meet lying in a coffin
  • Sexual jealousy of cats
  • Sexual jealousy of clouds
  • Confidence that you “truly know the lasers”
  • Certainty that you’re the Yellow King
  • Fear of short shorts
  • Heightened sensitivity to STOP signs
  • Belief that you can control ocean tides if you want
  • Fear that carrots will reveal your secrets
  • Hissing at those who displease you
  • Not casting a shadow
  • Believing you are powered only by moonlight
  • 3 am self haircuts to end the burning
  • Using a stain stick to remove bad memories
  • Believing green M&Ms are harbingers of doom
  • Owning a bird
  • Quitting your job because demons in copy machine
  • Not wearing sunscreen because invisible to God
  • Ironing until the screams stop
  • Hallucinating the Easter Bunny
  • Experimenting medically with leeches
  • Wearing hats to “ward off hair goblins”
  • Getting really into astrology
  • Sleeping in a dumpster
  • Never blinking
  • Avoiding the number 7 at all costs
  • University of Kentucky

Want to get into the action? Submit your completed brackets by March 20 by standing on your porch and yelling “March Descent into Madness” at no one or nothing  in particular.

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7 thoughts on “March Descent Into Madness

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  4. AHHHH MARCH DESCENT INTO MADNESS!!!!! WHO STOLE ALL MY PIZZA ANTENNAS???!!!! YOU’LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER’S PET TURTLES AS SOON AS I GET THESE DEMONS OUT OF MY CELLPHONE. LONG LIVE CAPTAIN CAP LOCKS!!!!

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