Guest Post By Ricardo Rocha
After being blown out by the San Antonio Spurs 111-87, the NBA has changed their stance on Lebron James’s uniform and protection mask. The sleeved jerseys have been a point of contempt for The King all season. Upon hearing NBA Commissioner Adam Silver’s decision, Lebron was quoted “I’m excited. I feel if I’m going to be dominated like that I wanna wear what I’m most comfortable in. I think as a professionals when we yell our safe words it’s professional courtesy to stop the torture.” Tim Duncan was asked about the game “Is that why he kept yelling Akron? Is that his safe word?” Upon seeing Lebron’s new uni the city of San Francisco has begun a petition to have the Miami Heat relocate to The Castro District.