Carter Loves Hilary Harder, But Duff Says That’s Enuff

Carter wants Duff back

Hilary Duff and Aaron Carter Are Not In Love

Aaron Carter (former teenybopper and younger brother of Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter) tweeted today that he is still in love with his ex-girlfriend actress/singer, Hilary Duff. He tweeted out to his 367 followers that he will do whatever it takes to get her back. Despite the fact that they broke up in the dark age (Before Twitter), Aaron tweeted that Hilary is the “love of his life.”

Carter and Duff were “junior high” sweethearts even though neither actually went to school. “We had a lot in common,” said Carter in an exclusive interview with GUR. “We came from families with good Hollywood morals. Both her parents and my parents worked hard to pimp us out to the industry so that they could have a better life.” Despite their similarities, after the breakup, Hilary remained successful, but Aaron went down a dark road. “As a child star, you do whatever it takes so that your mom can hire a brown person to raise you and do all the things she doesn’t want to do. I felt like a failure when I lost my fortune to addiction. It killed me to see my mom brush her own teeth. Lupita used to do that.”

Carter and Duff broke-up amidst rumors that Carter cheated on Duff with Lindsay Lohan and his second cousin, Amber. According to Carter, “Yes, I cheated. I lied. I hooked up with Lindsay because she gave me cigarettes and let me touch her boobs. I hooked up with Amber cuz people weren’t taking my music seriously. They said I shouldn’t rap cuz I was a white kid from the suburbs. My manager (hi mom) thought it’d help if I had street cred and nothing is more gangster than tapping your second cousin.”

Despite Carter’s profession of love via Twitter today, Duff is not ready for a reconciliation.

This afternoon, Duff fired off a bunch of tweets in response to Carter.

@HilaryDuff: I didn’t even have boobs when we were dating. Now I have boobs, a baby and a brain so no thank you.
@HilaryDuff: He was the worst dry-hump I’ve ever had.

@HilaryDuff: I will NEVER get back with @AaronCarter for one simple fact, he’s Aaron Carter. #Logic #CousinHumper

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