5 Fun Facts: Scarlett Johansson’s Unborn Baby

Scarlett Johansson Baby Bump

Earlier this week, Scarlett Johansson announced she is expecting her first child with her fiancé, French journalist Romain Dauriac. Here are a few things you might not know about her unborn child, henceforth known as ScarJunior:

  • Possible names include Take That, Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively and, of course, Olivia.

  • Set to star in Woody Allen’s next feature film. On that note, Baby Johansson feels uneasy about the child abuse allegations against Woody Allen, but without hard evidence, does not feel compelled to condemn.

  • Named “Hottest Fetus” by Maxim Magazine

  • Already developing what the medical community calls “a sweet rack”

  • Thinks “Lost in Translation” was overrated.

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