Pandapus Cook Book: Booger Soup

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Booger Soup dates back to a millennia ago. It was first founded by a viking, Leaf Boogerbeard, who was later slaughtered for being gross by his kindergarden class. Before he passed, he passed(see what I did there) his famous recipe to his 10 children. Because back then, viking babies be having viking babies.

Booger Soup Ingredients – Serves 1-2

– Celery – Carrots – Onion – Potato – Boogers – Chicken Stock – More Boogers

1. Make Soup from boiling celery, carrots, onion, potato, and chicken stock in a sauce pan.

2. Pick Nose for Juicy Booger

3. Put booger in soup.

4. Eat Soup.

5. Vomit.

6. Eat vomit.

7. Repeat steps 5 and 6 until finish.

*add salt to taste.

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